Birthday Cupcake Abs Surprise

Happy Birthday! It’s Lora’s birthday, and her BFF Buff Blondie got her some cupcakes! The two girls are hanging out on the mats in their microbikinis while Lora inspects her cupcakes- she is so delighted! Let’s go get some plates.

What the fuck! Buff is so confused; Lora says, “Look, there’s nothing! This is a whole massive kitchen of nothing.” Lora’s bitch of a roommate took all the plates, and she even “Took the last milk!” 

Lora is really hungry now, and it is her birthday! What is she to do? Well, Lora and Buff Blondie have an idea! Why doesn’t Lora use Buff’s hard, washboard abs as a plate! That sounds fun, hot, and effective! Plus, then, Lora doesn’t even have to use silverware (which she doesn’t have anyway!) She can just smoosh the cupcakes on Buff’s abs, lick them off, and have the best birthday ever.

Is anyone else getting turned on?