Phoenixxx Sinz Needs CPR After Workout

No mercy! That’s the motto of Lora Cross whenever her services as a personal trainer are hired. She knows just how to give your muscles the burn and improve your pathetic physique into one you could actually be proud of!

Phoenixxx Sinz did NOT know what she was getting herself into! She can tell it’s a good workout that she’s getting, but… something feels wrong.

She dies.

Oh fuck! Lora says. That wasn’t supposed to happen. I guess I gotta do CPR! Lora begins chest compressions and rescue breaths. She’s getting a good seal and getting get pressing, but Lil P just isn’t waking up! Okay, it’s time for the shocks! Lora pulls out the defibrillator and SHOCKS THE FUCK OUT OF LIL P!

Eventually, Phoenixxx returns to the land of the living after Lora’s expert ministrations. It’s time to get back to working out!